George Clooney Admits To Putting The Stunningly Sexy Stacy Keibler In Some Intimate Wrestling Holds

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 12 August 2011


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Stacy Keibler has a pair of the sexiest looking legs on the entire Left Coast. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

BEVERLY HILLS - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, the gorgeously sexy former WWE wrestler, were seen having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills.

An employee of the popular restaurant stated that the two sat at an isolated corner table and had eyes only for each other.

It was very clear that Clooney had definitely gotten over his two year relationship with Elisabetta Canalis as he was kissing Stacy's hand as if she had spread cinnamon sugar on it.

At one point George reportedly reached underneath the table and put his hand on one of Keibler's knees and then made a walking gesture upwards toward her thighs with his index finger and his middle finger.

Keibler, who at 31, is 19 years younger than Clooney smiled like she had just gotten a part in the next Twilight movie.

One could clearly see that the couple are definitely on the same wave length.

Clooney was later asked by Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole if he plans on making Keibler his next romantic interest.

George rolled his eyes as he put his tongue back in his mouth and replied that he has already made Stacy his new romantic interest.

He noted that there are so many things that he loves about Stacy including the fact that when it comes to drinking she can keep up with him drink for drink.

The Academy Award winner also said that he likes the fact that Stacy can do some fantastic impersonations. He grinned and said that she does Sarah Palin perfect and loves the way Stacy pronounces the names North Korea, Russia, Paul Revere, the Okefenokee Swamp, Andy Dick, Africa, Piper Palin, Anna Kournikova, and Sasha Obama, exactly with Palin's Alaskan Eskimo accent.

He added that Stacy is one of the sexiest women that he has ever seen and that he is amazed at her long lusciously sexy legs which he said start at Venice Beach and go all the way up to The Sequoia National Forest.

Stacy first gained national exposure when she appeared on season two of Dancing With The Stars. George said that he remembers watching her and recalls thinking to himself that one day he and her would be doing the lap boogey.

Clooney blushed as he told San Guacamole that the other evening the two had gone out to see the movie Horrible Bosses and that when they got back they went directly to the master bedroom in his Hollywood Hills mansion and he ended up putting Stacy in some very intimate wrestling holds.

He smiled and said that he has never had as much fun as he did wrestling with the super toned Stacy and that they have agreed to definitely have lots and lots and lots of rematches.

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