Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 16 July 2011

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A microphone that Larry King donated to the producers of the hit show Glee.

HOLLYWOOD - There will be a lot of sad faces at the end of next season's edition of the dramedy Glee.

Glee has recently won many awards including Best Use of Cheerleading Uniforms in A Television Dramedy.

It also received The Britney Spears Lip Syncing Award which is the first year that an entire show has won this most unusual award.

The producers of the hit show are also very proud to say that the show captured the coveted Samantha Pettifogger Teen Award for compassionately addressing the issue of teenage blemishes and boo boo's.

The show has allowed many long forgotten songs, artists, and songwriters to come back into the spotlight if only for an evening. In fact the group the Tokens who had a number one hit song back in 1961 with "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" had forgotten all about that song until the night they heard it on the show.

One of the group members actually got chills while watching the show as he recalled having sung the word Wimoweh a total of 64 times in the song.

The word Wimoweh is a Swahili safari native word that means 'it's getting close to sundown boys so lets all be careful we don't step in lion shit.'

Some of the changes coming up for the season include doing away with the cheerleaders. This is being done due to the tremendous amount of protests that came from dozens of anti-cheerleading groups throughout the country.

Also three of the shows main characters are getting written out of the script. The three include Chris Colfer who portrays Kurt Hummell, Lea Michele who stars as Rachel Berry, and Cory Monteith who appears as Finn Hudson.

According to the story line, Hummell will move to San Francisco and open up an interior decorating agency called Yes, Yes, Oh My Yes.

Berry will get married and her and her husband who works as an Eskimo igloo inspector will move to Fairbanks, Alaska.

And Hudson will appear on a spin-off of Dancing With The Stars titled Dancing With The Not-Quite-Yet Stars after which he will never ever be heard from again.

As for the characters played by Matthew Morrison and Gwyneth Paltrow, Will Schuester and Holly Holiday will have such great success with their cover version of Eric Clapton's "Layla" that they will tour the country as a type of modern day Sonny and Cher.

The music for the upcoming season of Glee will also change drastically from a light-hearted, happy-go-lucky, bouncy, happyish style to a more hip hop, serious, in-your-face rap gang-banger style.

The producers have let the cat out of the bag and made it known that they have booked a hip hop band who will appear in all of the shows episodes.

The new official Glee band will be Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz Band.

Glee prides itself in bringing in some of the best, most well known guest stars possible to make appearances. This past year some of those celebrities included Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, Cheryl Cole, Heidi Montag, and the Kinks.

Slated to appear on the upcoming third season will be the soon-to-be-divorced Jennifer Lopez, the soon-to-be-divorced Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the soon-to-be-divorced Kobe Bryant.

The producers are also still hoping that they can convince the first family to make an appearance as well. It is being reported that President Obama, Michelle Obama, and Malia Obama have all agreed to appear, and that now the only hold up appears to be Sasha Obama.

North Korea's Kim Jong Il was asked to make a guest appearance on the show but declined saying that he did not want to have to put up with all of the dozens of late night comedy show jokes about his hairdo that he knows his hairdo would be subjected to.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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