Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 14 July 2011

image for America's Got Talent: The Little Alaskan Songstress Anna Graceman Moves On To The Semi-Finals
A recent photo taken of Anna Graceman's home in Alaska. (Photo courtesy of Willow Palin).

HOLLYWOOD - Only Nick Cannon, the host of America's Got Talent and who is married to the stunningly sexy Mariah Carey could get away with wearing a fancy pink suit.

Even Cedric the Entertainer who was in the audience told him that he looked like he fell off of a Harlem wedding cake.

AGT is now down to the final 48 contestants and the first 12 performed on the shows first quarterfinal show.

After the dust had settled four acts were left and eight were sent home including the very well received motorcycle daredevils The Fearless Flores Family.

Sangria Wine, who covered the show for TV ClickerWorld stated that she feels that if the Flores family had used Harley Davidson's instead of Yamaha's they may have had a better chance.

One act that did make it was little 11-year-old Anna Graceman who lives up in the frozen state of Alaska. Anna, who was dressed like a little retro Madonna circa 1983, made it clear that she wants everyone to know that she has absolutely nothing to do with Sarah Palin and that she has not only never met her but doesn't ever want to.

Another act that made it through is Boston's hip hop dancer Snap Boogie who moves at 110 miles per hour. Miss Wine said that she has seen his moves many times before on TMZ, CNN, and other news shows where uncooperative motorists have been tased by local police.

A cartoonish group calling themselves Those Funny Little People did not make it and Piers Morgan stood up and applauded the fact that they had been eliminated.

Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon jumped on Morgan calling him cheap, arrogant, and classless. Howie Mandel added that Piers needs to get his lily white pompous ass back to London, and Sharon Osbourne stood up and kicked him in his British b*lls.

The Sandau Trio Russian Bar also moved on with the spectacular performance of featured Russian bar bouncing aerialist Cassie who can literally jump 90 feet into the air.

According to TV ClickerWorld Cassie holds the outdoor record for aerial jumping on a Russian bar at 137ΒΌ feet which was accomplished in front of the Alamo in San Antonio on October 15, 2011.

And the fourth group to make it into the semi-finals was The Miami All-Stars which consists of 12 male and 12 female dancers who are all so good looking that they could literally all be interchangeable.

The ethnic background of the group is comprised of Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Chileans, Argentineans, Colombians, Haitians, and Italians.

The leaders of the group Mr. and Mrs. Manny Castro put the group together in 2003. In 2009 they had to disqualify one of the dancers when they learned that she was from Sweden.

SIDENOTE: To view some very interesting photos of Mrs. Nick Cannon (Mariah Carey's) 10-week-old twins while they were still in her womb log on to www.mariahcareystwinsinthewomb.wow

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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