Written by Qwerty123

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

After being shockingly axed from US X=ZZZ Factor because American's claimed they couldn't understand which country she was from, and missing her chance to make over a Billion Pounds by returning to the UK Show, Cheryl Cole has decided to quit the entertainment business forever.

She made her shocking announcement on her Twit Page,

"Wye Aye, ya na? I quit, like".

She also expressed her interest to follow in the footsteps of 2009's X=ZZZ Factor, Joe Pasquale, by getting a job at KFC in her hometown of Newcastle United.

"I love Chicken and baby food, ya na wat I mein?"

More to follow.

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Topics: Cheryl Cole

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