Written by grimbo

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Ex Beatle Paul McCartney is to tie the knot for a third time.

Macca was married to photographer and vegetarian Linda Eastman from 1969 until her death in 1998 then married one legged model Heather Mills in 2002 until they divorced in 2008.

A close friend of Sir Paul was stunned by the news :

"We never thought Paul would get hitched again but we're absolutely delighted.

After Linda's tragic death and the messy divorce from Heather, many of us believed he'd never take a chance again.

But its great news that he's looking to the future and not getting hung up with the past".

McCartney is to wed vegetarian Linda Mills, a one legged photographer.

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Topics: Paul McCartney

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