Elisabeth Sladen to Return to Earth In Different Timeline

Funny story written by Inhopeless

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

LONDON, EARTH-573 - After the terrible passing away of one of the planet's - nay, galaxy's - greatest sci-fi actresses, Elisabeth Sladen will be missed.

However, because of a wormhole-temporal-flumple slip (WTFS), Sladen will appear in Earth-573, the Fictional Planet, where all of fiction is contained - even Spoof stories.

It is there, she will reprise her role as Sarah-Jane Smith in the Sarah-Jane Adventures.

"Hopefully," said David Tennant, who worked with her in 2007, when he was the Doctor, "Instead of facing Death, that boring loser, she'll face Slitheen, Daleks, Cybermen. Because she deserved that. And it's much more fun."

Sladen is not the only one from Earth-1 (our universe) to escape to Earth-573. She will join other WTFS people, such as actor, Charlie Chaplin, and literary idol, Winne-the-Pooh.

SERIOUS NOTE: Sladen died aged 63.

Sladen had been battling cancer for some time and leaves actor husband Brian Miller and daughter Sadie.

May all thoughts go to her family, and hope that she rests well.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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