Posh Sues News Of The World

Written by grimbo

Saturday, 9 April 2011

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Victoria 'Posh' Beckham is suing the News Of The World for "insulting and disrespectful behaviour".

The former Spice Girl and husband of England football superstar David Beckham is furious that she was not considered important enough by the tabloid to have her phone hacked.

Beckham's agent Angelo Di Caprio explained:

"My client feels hurt and offended that the News Of The World deemed it in the public interest to hack the phones of minor celebrities such as Andy Gray and John Prescott yet ignored the fashion icon that is Victoria Beckham.

My client's professional image has been rudely tarnished by this omission and she is seeking substantial damages as a result".

Its understood that it would take something in the region of £2 million to restore Posh's credibility.

"Ms Beckham would like to emphasise that this is not about the money. It is all to do with my client's damaged credibility and writing the wrong that has been done by the News Of The World's insulting ignorance of her importance in the world today".

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