New York - (Pot Boilers): Arresting officers were more interested in the half ounce of Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck that Theodora Richards had insider her... er...jeans!
The 25 year old model was busted in NYC for scrawling protest graffiti about disgraced Dior clothsnip John Galliano.
Her message of support was spray-painted on the wall of a Manhattan convent run by the Sisters of the Immaculate Deception - a former 60s heavy metal combo rescued by the God Squad.
News of her arrest soon reached Paris where Galliano has been charged with inciting racial hatred.
He's pleading Not Guilty amid reports he'd drunk twice his daily four pint dose of Creme de Menthe, regarded by the Paris rag trade as little stronger than tap water.
"Theodora loves me! France Loves me! Even my old mucker Colonel Gaddafi loves me!" Galliano was heard telling himself as the defamation writs flew hard and fast in the 16th Parisian arrondissement.
A trial date of April 1st has been set by the investigating magistrate.
