Lindsay Lohan Back at Old Club, Leaves with Ronson

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Sunday, 20 February 2011

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Getting into trouble once again by stealing a bracelet and doing some more rehab seems to have really helped Lindsay Lohan this time.

"She's like a new person", says her mother, Dina Lohan. "Maybe the tenth time is the charm. She acts so much more responsible and has really matured a lot in such a very short time."

According to Dina and friends of Lohan, Lindsay came by her old favorite nightclub at Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood just to say hello and have a few drinks for five or six hours.

Then, at about 3:30 AM she was driven home by her old partner, Samantha Ronson.

Ronson told the only reporter still hanging around that Lindsay had one of those sick headaches and to keep her from having a wreck or stealing something, she was going to drive her home.

Fans were glad to hear the good news about Lindsay's recovery.

"She sent out a message yesterday", stated one of her Fan Club presidents, Freida Franken, niece of Senator, Al Franken. "She was still sleepy I think because she stated that she was geting out of show biz, not making any more movies and, instead, she's going in for Civil War Re-enactments."

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