Written by Charpa93

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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Tim Gunn, mentor extraordinaire of Project Runway, has stated publicly that he wants nothing to do with Snooki and her wayward ways, and therefore, the show will not be featuring her in any upcoming episodes.

But Snooki has wiles and use them she will, she says, if it will get her on one of her most favorite shows in the whole world. "I was crushed when I heard that Tim Gunn singled me out as not being the kind of person he wants on his show," said a teary-eyed Snooki.

But if you know Snooki like we know Snooki, she always has an angle to get what she wants. "I'll tell you what," Snooki told TMZ. "I am officially offering to make out with Tim Gunn if he'll agree to have me on his show. Hell, I might even slip him some tongue if he wants," she said coyly.

Friends close to Snooki claim that she is willing to do almost anything to get on the show and have the contestants sew some hot outfits for her. And they say she is quite aware that Gunn is gay and quite a bit older than she is, but that doesn't seem to deter her. "Hell, I've done old guys before. And I heard somebody say that gay guys can really kiss good. All I gotta do is close my eyes so I don't have to see his wrinkles and I'll be ok."

Meanwhile, Gunn is sticking to his guns and saying no way to a show featuring "that New Jersey hoo-er" as he refers to her. "Now, if we could get the Situation to come on the show, I might be amenable to that," said Gunn. "Oh yes, I could really make that work."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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