Written by P.M. Wortham

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

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Thiebaud points out his Swiss domain for Shania

A year after her messy divorce, Southern pop star, Shania Twain has hooked up with a younger Swiss businessman, whose seat apparently looks "pretty good in a faded pair of Levi's".

Not that heterosexual guys would know the difference, but Shania's heavy female fan base were some of the first to know, and thanks to the magic of social networking tools, some of the first to voice their approval over the gluteus maximus of one, Mr. Frederic Thiebaud. Not to be left out of the virtual voting, Shania's gay fan contingent, which coincidentally shares adoration for a certain Ms. Kathy Griffin depending on who has top billing in town that particular weekend, loves Mr. Thiebaud's perfect "bucket seat butt" as well.

Drooling over recent pictures of Shania and the Swiss financier, Memphis Chapter Chairwoman for the Shania Twain Fan Club, Ms. Wanda Doomy commented, "What's not to love. He's from Switzerland. That means he probably knows how to make chocolate, keep his bank account information secret, and never takes sides in an argument. He's the perfect man!"

When asked if there should be more to a relationship that a nice arse and the ability to make candy, Ms. Doomy added, "Well, he should treat her nice, and he should definitely like all kinds of Shania's music. Both Country and Western ".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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