Written by Jack Melling

Monday, 13 December 2010

Fans of N-Dubz are coming to terms with the news that Fazer, Tulisa and Dappy will be releasing an album of Queen covers in time for Christmas.

It has been reported widely that fans of the group are unaware who the actual Queen is, let alone the band. But Dappy was quick to explain on Twitter by tweeting, "Queen is da band hoo 'ad dat battyman leed singin."

Despite the album being a cover of Queen's greatest hits, N-Dubz will be adding their own unique style to the songs. The lead song on the album will be called 'Bohemian Brapsody', with the lyric 'Galileo, Galileo....' being changed to 'Ford Mondeo, Ford Mondeo' referring to the first car that Dappy and Fazer stole as youngsters.

Other songs include 'Don't stop me blud' referring to what Dappy said to Fazer, when he was about to steal a bag of pick and mix from Woolworths. And 'We Will Merk You', which describes, in great detail, a series of insults that were traded between Dappy and an unsuspecting Radio One viewer who dared to "disrespect them" over text message.

So watch this space for the album that Chav Magazine gave four braps out of five. A perfect gift for Christmas that aims to bring broken homes together across the UK.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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