Taylor Lautner Denies Being In Rehab, Admits He Sees 'Shrink' On Regular Basis

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Thursday, 9 December 2010

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Actor Taylor Lautner has denied that he has been in a rehab for the past two days.

"You guys always get everything bass-ackwards ", he told reporters. "I have never been at any rehab although I have seen a psychiatrist on a regular basis but that was at the insistence of the movie companies. In fact, several of us have went there as a group."

Asked why this was a part of acting or an acting career by our own reporter, Taylor stated, "Didn't you see what happened to Pattinson getting obsessed with that weird ancestor of his? Didn't you see Woody Harrelson attacking that guy after flashing back to the zombie movie he just finished?"

Although you don't hear of it much, several actors have told this reporter that you really get into the movie roles to do a really good job, it becomes your reality, especially if it gets into your dreams and sometimes, nightmares.

"I've dreamed about this werewolf stuff for over two years. You can't just turn your mind off when you go home after a day in a certain role. You may have been in the movie world of fiction more than the time you have been in the real world."

"No wonder Harrelson attacked that guy. He reacted the very same as he was doing in the movie if you watch it", stated Lautner.

I immediately tried to call Woody Harrelson as he's a very open person.

"Of course that young guy is right. Look at my role in the movie and then people expect me to be suddenly awakened with a camera in my face?"

This is Dan Hillyard for The West Coast Post!

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