Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 2 December 2010

image for Kanye West Is So Angry At Taylor Swift That He Is Threatening To Go Up On Stage And Take Away Her Guitar
A super close up of Kanye West. (Photo courtesy of Ann Coulter).

ATLANTA - Kanye West says that one year after his Taylor Swift MTV MVA microphone stealing incident he is still mad as hell at the little white girl because she never apologized to him for not telling the people not to hate him because he was drunk and it was the alcohol talking.

West said that Swift should have had some balls and told the Caucasian media to forgive Mr. West because he was drunk as a skunk and he had no idea what the hell he was saying or doing.

West The Pest, as thousands of Taylor Swift fans call him, said that everyone should have known that he was not right when they saw that he had peed in his pants just as he grabbed Taylor's microphone out of her lily white hand.

Taylor Swift was contacted and told about Kanye West's remarks. She smiled, giggled, took a sip of her Sprite Zero soft drink and said that Mr. West needs to get over it.

She went on to say that it has been over a year and that the black bro really needs to grow a pair and stop trying to ride the wave of success on her country coat tails.

When Kanye was told of Swift's remarks he got so mad that all he could say was fa shizzle shizzle pizzle pizzle shit y'all.

He regained his composure after about 13 minutes and remarked that he is so angry at the little, skinny, cracker chick that the next time she performs on stage he plans to go disguised as Denzel Washington and run up on stage and steal her guitar.

Fresh From The Rumor Mill: Michelle Obama, alias "The First Mama" has told Barbara Walters that the rumor about her and the president sending both their daughters (Malia and Sasha) to stay with an aunt in Kenya over the Christmas holidays are not only false but mother effen damn false!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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