Disney Not Happy with Gay Jack Sparrow

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

November 30 (Spoof News) Disney wasn't happy that Johnny Depp wanted Jack Sparrow to be gay or even hinted at being gay.

"I thought Jack Sparrow was a little flamboyant and should be played that way. But the brass at Disney thought about getting rid of me and replacing with Neil Patrick Harris, because they said who doesn't love Doggie?" Johnny Depp told reporters.

Mr. Depp's comments were soon rejected by people at Disney that said they were happy with the way Johnny played Jack Sparrow and that they never looked to fire him.

Disney also said that they had nothing against having gay characters in the their movies, and said just look at Mickey Mouse.

It is a good thing that Disney didn't fire Johnny Depp, because it is hard to think that anyone else could have pulled off Jack Sparrow like Johnny Depp.

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