Naked Jonas Brothers: Out Of Control!

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Thursday, 18 November 2010


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Joe Jonas told reporters today that he didn't use bad language but that he and his brothers have had enough with all this "garbage".

"We try to put out the best music we can and our fans are the greatest in the world but this thing is totally out of control."

Joe was talking about the three brothers who were flying to do a special fan tribute and were taking a regular flight. They decided not to be searched and patted down and to have the scanner and even laughed about "glowing in the dark" & impressing their fans that night.

"But now we have nude pictures of ourselves created by an artist that somehow wound up with our scans."

Kevin Jonas then told us that the flight they took last weekend was to a fan tribute that they themselves had helped start.

"We got to thinking about how great everyone has been to us and others have told us the same. So why not have a Fan Appreciation Night? We called around and everyone who had that weekend free felt the same. I mean, if no one wanted to hear us, we wouldn't be able to have this great life doing music."

"I'm glad we didn't know about the photos at the time because it would have ruined it", stated Joe.

"For all of you BUYER'S of the nude photos, I want you to know this: Those shots are all goofed up. They have not only mixed up two of us, the third is some guy in line behind us."

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