Nick Jonas Deals With Fact That He Was Adopted

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Tuesday, 4 May 2010

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Nick Jonas, youngest of the three singers in the group The Jonas Brothers, although there is a younger son, told the press yesterday that he is doing pretty well with finding out that he was adopted.

"Since I looked just like the other guys, it really came as a shock. I've been researching who my real parents are and trying to find any other family members."

"We always wanted to tell him and the other children were too young to remember that there was no pregnancy with Nick", stated the Mom. Well, in Nick's case, the one he has always called 'Mom'.

"I sort of wish that I had never found out", stated Nick. "Not that I have anything against my real parents but that I have always known my Mom and Dad as my parents."

Apparently, investigators began wondering about Nick Jonas when they saw that he always had a tan.

Records show that Nick's real parents were Cameroon and Canooky Ngaio of the Congo. The couple who had only just moved to the Chicago area, perished in a tragic auto wreck when they hit a drunk driver on a Chicago south side sidewalk while trying to learn how to drive in their new country.

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