Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In The New TSA Motion Picture "Don't Touch My Junk"

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Thursday, 18 November 2010

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Heidi Montag reading the script to her movie "Don't Touch My Junk."

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have just told a reporter for West Coast Mirror Magazine that they will be appearing in the TriMoon Films motion picture Don't Touch My Junk.

Montag will be portraying Gunella W. McMoneychain, a paralegal from Trinidad, Colorado. McMoneychain used to be Gunther W. McMoneychain before he/she had SRS (Sexual Reassignment Surgery).

Pratt will star as Buford Finnypox, a sex-crazed pat down security agent inspector, working at Denver's John and Bob Denver Airport.

The film will be directed by Charleen Belle Pinnzucker who directed the award-winning vampire-comedy Bite Me Bitch, which starred Vanessa Hudgens, Brenda Song, Demi Lovato, and Ke$ha.

Pinnzucker also directed Whoopi Goldberg and Jamie Foxx in the political comedy-spy thriller, The Obama's - Dats Right Y'all We Sho Nuff Be Da Fust Family Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle.

Montag and Pratt have stated that this movie will hopefully bring them back together and they can put aside all of the petty differences and trivial criticisms that they had about each other regarding plastic, skanks, and the age old question of Ginger vs. Mary Ann.

In other news. Nine-year-old Piper Palin has reportedly told her classmates that her friggin older sister Bristol can effen out dance anyone in the lower 48.

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