Forget X-Factor And The Jungle - It's All Going Down On Corrie

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 15 November 2010

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A press release from SEN advises British TV viewers to forget all about the X-Factor and the flaky nutritionist who can't stand spiders in the jungle.

Because tonight, it's all happening on Coronation Street in Weatherfield - the street Karl Pilkington flatly refused to live on.

Yes folks, according to sources, tonight is the apocalyptic tram crash scene, where a tram crashes off the viaduct and into the Kabin.

We don't yet know who it's going to kill, and neither does Buffty Ginslinger, but he did tell us:

"Dev should go. Watching him's like watching paint dry. Not Norris though - he has the giggle factor. Hmmm - maybe Kevin Webster, or Tyrone. One of them has to go. Love triangles can't go on forever, and this one promises to run and run until the viewers get sick of it. Then again, maybe Molly will get the chop. Sally should get it - hypocritical cow. Comes over all high and mighty with delusions of grandeur. Seems to have blocked out the time she was spreading 'em for that used car salesman. Oh, and Gail. Before she hooks up with another psychopath. Like John there's an idea to play with..."

More as we get it.

Maybe on Thursday...what a fookin rip off!

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