Justine Bieber claims to be a 'boy'

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Wednesday, 10 November 2010


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Teen pop sensation Justine Bieber revealed today that she believes she is of the male gender. When her obsessive well-known stalker, Miley Cyrus, asked Justine what her favourite foundation brand was, the response was a simple "I don't wear makeup, I'm a boy".

This response has doctors all over the world concerned for Justine's mental health. Justine's personal psychiatrist told us "I have noticed for a while now that Justine has not been acting herself. She has been acting more boyish, has not been lying about having sex as much and the other day while singing, she actually hit a note correctly".

These comments have Bieber's lesbian fans shocked and horrified, with many claiming that he 'is not a boy' and that she is 'the best singer ever' while others freaked out and set out on a hunt to 'turn her back'. The sane population of the world however, are surprised that Bieber allegedly managed to hit a note correctly.

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