Christina Aguilera's Eight-Hour Romp With Samantha Ronson!

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Friday, 29 October 2010


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Former Linsay Lohan partner, Samantha Ronson was spotted leaving the home of Christina Aguilera by the press after being tipped off by Christina's estranged husband, Jordan Bratman.

"This is no place for our son to grow up. Those two were in there all day", Jordan allegedly told reporters. "Or maybe she's just trying to get me to leave. Well, I'm staying or taking our son with me."

That's the latest episode in the nasty divorce case of "nasty" girl Christina and her husband of five years, music executive Jordan Bratman.

Jordan has reportedly also told his attorney that he has photos of a nude Christina Aguilera with both guys and women and sometimes both.

Aguilera has admited to Blender magazine that she's urinated into a bucket, stark naked, in front of a roomful of strangers during costume changes on tour.

Add to that the fact that despite their split, fed-up Jordan, 33, is reportedly still living in the couple's Beverly Hills home, with no plans to move.

"Why should I miss out on all the fun? Just kidding. I'm collecting evidence. Also I'm making her angry because everything Lady Gaga does I tell Christina, 'Now THERE'S a person who can catch everyone's attention. Lady Gaga is an artist, the very best!' She hates that"

Should be an interesting hearing before a divorce judge soon and you can bet the 'West Coast Post' will be there.

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