Taylor Lautner's Family Jewells Grabbed By Unknown Teenage Girl

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Thursday, 28 October 2010

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Star of the Twilight movies, Taylor Lautner had several witnesses with him that agree that an unknown teenage girl had grabbed him by the goodies and squeezed them before coming up out of the water in a hotel pool Tuesday afternoon.

After several of his friends realized what had happened, a roar of laughter went up.

That was when the unknown young lady made a quick swim to the side of the pool and ran off, even leaving her hotel towel and her flip-flops.

A source told the West Coast Post that she was there earlier when she saw Taylor and friends come up to get into the pool and was all excited about it.

"Taylor Lautner just dived into the pool, swam under the water and had just came up a little from the other side and was standing wiping the water out of his eyes where it was more shallow", she stated.

"The next thing I knew, this teenage girl who got here just before the Lautner group was swimming underwater and doing laps where she would grab the side, take a breath and go back."

The source stated that the swimmer must have had her eyes closed because of the chlorine and she swam right up to Taylor Lautner, grabbed him between the legs and jumped up out of the water.

"Boy was she embarrassed. I think Lautner was too, but he wasn't hurt as he was laughing later after the girl ran away."

The source said that she stayed as long as she could but she was wondering if the accidental groper realized whose package she had had a good hold on.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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