Mel Gibson's Meltdown Timer Ticks Away

Funny story written by P.M. Wortham

Monday, 25 October 2010

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One of Gibsons few happy moments. (From 1998 we think)

Reportedly furious after losing his role to Liam Neeson in the sequel to "Hangover", and learning of ex-girlfriend Oksana's offer to appear in Playboyz Magazine, Mel Gibson's personality time bomb is about to explode.

Neighbors of Gibson as far as four houses away can hear him on his day long tirades, replete with sounds of shattered glass, twisted metal and muffled door slams. Gibson's agent, Manny Slongenhaard was quick to diffuse the worst of neighborhood speculation. "Mel is simply doing some remodeling at home, and as you might accidentally hit your thumb with a hammer, or pinch your finger in a door jam, he may toss out an explicative from time to time".

"All night long? I lost count of the number 'F' bombs I heard after reaching a hundred", says neighbor Wanda Doumey. 'The mouth on that man, I mean honestly".

Gibson is scheduled to appear at a local college for a guest lecture on 'Social Tolerance in a Modern World'. Students are advised to wear protective gear.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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