Kat Von D is Dumping Jesse James?

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 18 October 2010

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Kat Von D getting a tattoo of a tattoo.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - It appears that the happy relationship between Sandra Bullock's ex-husband Jesse James and Nikki Stix's ex-girlfriend Kat Von D may have hit a brick wall.

An inside source who has known Kat back when she only had 17 tattoos says that the tattooed lady told her that she is tired of arguing with Jesse.

When asked to explain Kit Kat, as "Messy" Jesse calls her said that she has tried to get Jesse to dress better. She has also asked him to please bend the brims of his baseball caps so that the bill is turned in and not flat like the way a lot of hip hoppers, rappers, and yo bros wear them.

Jesse has refused to dress better saying that Sandra never complained. And as for the caps he says that he started wearing his cap in that manner way before the black brothers did.

Kit Kat has reportedly been seen in the company of Nikki Stix at West Hollywood's trendy fish restaurant Moby's Dick Diner where Nikki was hand feeding her sardines, kind of like the way that the trainers at SeaWorld do to the porpoises.

When Kat was asked about her relationship with Jesse she grinned and said that she is seriously considering dumping him before Halloween.

Kat has appeared on several reality shows including Miami Ink, L.A. Ink, Inc. Ink, and Inca Dinka Doo Ink.

In other news. Bristol Palin says that during the time she has been on Dancing With The Stars she has received fourteen marriage proposals including three from Democrats and one from a lesbianite from Lebanon.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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