Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 16 October 2010

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An Anal Bleaching Operative In Hollywood Last Night

An X-Factor insider today acted swiftly to step on malicious rumours circulating on certain unscrupulous websites which intimate that hopefuls, Cher Lloyd and Katie Waissel have been vajazzled and anally bleached.

"These are just malicious lies," she said.

Here at Skoob Entertainment News, we know a bit about vajazzling, because Charpa told us all about it. Apparently it involves a Brazilian wax of the lady garden, then having small jewels glued around the saddlebags in an interesting, or artistic manner.

We know about anal bleaching too because Anne Shuttlecock, Martin's long suffering wife once saw a documentary about it on UK Living. It appears that actors and actresses in the adult movie industry have the old chocolate starfish bleached, to make it less chocolatey, and more photogenic when filming anal penetration scenes in adult movies.

Some unscrupulous websites have reported that Katie and Cher have been vajazzled and anally bleached, although here at Skoob Entertainment News we remain cynical about that, as we don't understand how it could ever improve vocal prowess, or enhance either's chances of emerging victorious in the top TV talent show.

Unless of course they intend to do a Lady GaGa and flash their snatches on live TV.

If it should turn out to be true that Katie and Cher have been vajazzled and anally bleached, then our assumption would be that it was purely a matter of personal choice.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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