Red-Eyed Kim Kardashian Insists She's Alright After Bar Fight!

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Saturday, 9 October 2010

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After hundreds of fans sent messages to Kim Kardashian over a reported bar fight, she has replied that all she got was a drink thrown in her face.

Kardashian, 29, took to her blog Friday night to try to explain a wild Thursday night with her sisters Khloe, 26, and Kourtney, 31, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott Disick plus a couple of new guys they met at a bar, that went from fun to Kardashian leaving with another woman's margarita on her face.

The group went out Thursday "to have a fun night on Khloe's last night in NYC," Kardashian writes. "A drunk male fan came up to me and asked to take a picture, and I obliged, but his girlfriend, who was also drunk, got a little out of hand. Luckily I had Scott, Khloe & the other two guys there to protect me."

However, others at the scene describe an out & out brawl that led to the couple and Scott Disick being thrown out by bouncers.

"There was a table overturned and several slaps then some good punches", stated one source. "Kourtney was all bent over and Kim was screaming at whoever had punched her."

"That's how we saw it too", stated Michaele and Tareq Salahi, who happened to be on the spot. "It was like the old wild west! But the bartender didn't pull a shotgun out from under the bar and shoot it into the air. I think the bar threw all of them out."

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