Emma Watson Does Not Deny Blowing Daniel Radcliffe And Rupert Grint

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Friday, 16 July 2010

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Well Blow And Billow Me!

This one was a turn up for the books as Skoob News confronted Harry Potter actress Emily Watson and demanded to know if she had, in fact, blown Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint, her Harry Potter co-stars.

Prompted by showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginslinger, we challenged English rose, Emily Watson to deny that she had blown Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint.

We weren't interested in the details. Not in the least. We simply lay down the gauntlet and challenged Miss Watson to deny the allegations.

She either COULD NOT or WOULD NOT.

Buffty Ginslinger informed us that sometimes, when it gets hot on set, a film cast will blow one another to help to stay cool. Or to blow the hair out of their eyes, or whatever.

The more insistent we got, the greater Emma Watson's refusal to cooperate became obvious.

Along with her increasing sense of unease.

When pressed, she admitted that she actually MAY have blown Daniel Radcliffe, and Rupert Grint.


The divine Emma then figured out who we actually were and told us to 'get lost.'

(Actually, she told us to "Fuck off!" and called us "A bunch of parasitic, bottom feeding cunts!" But we couldn't run that. It got cut off at the knees in editorial.)

She was probably right, though.

And if you believe a word of this, then you really must be dafter than you look. Which quite frankly is hard to believe.

Never heard such bollix in me life.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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