Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

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Perez Hilton's home, Casa Bloggy, is located right above the W in Hollywood.

HOLLYWOOD - America's most popular blogger has fired off a couple of shots at Chelsea "I'm A Very Funny Bitch" Handler.

Perez, who is not one to hold back referred to Handler, who hosted The MTV Music Video Awards, as not only the lousiest award show presenter ever, but also the ugliest, nastiest, and most boring.

"Bloggy" Hilton went on to say that he never knew that he would be able to say that there is someone who is actually more boring than the former actor, and now resident of Siberia, Billy Bob Thornton.

When Handler was told of Hilton's remarks she turned red, started coughing, took a drink from her Southern Comfort bottle, and scratched her groin region. She then remarked that Hilton is just mad because they found an illegal substance in her cheap ass purse.

Chelsea was told that it was not Paris Hilton but Perez Hilton who had made the comments. She giggled and asked, "Oh. Okay [hic]. Let me get this straight now [hic]. Perez is the feminine one and Paris is the dumbass one right?"

Handler went on to say that just because 58 television critics have panned her hosting job on MTV's Music Video Awards does not necessarily mean that she was not liked by the viewers.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Trust me Chelsea. It sure as sh*t friggin does bitch. Accept it. And move on...preferably to Siberia with that unappreciative, piece of polar bear droppings Billy Bob Thornintheside.]

In a non-related story. Ryan Seacrest was recently asked how things with him and girlfriend Julianne Hough are going. Ryan grinned and said that things are going great and that he is as happy as a termite in a baseball bat factory.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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