Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 13 September 2010

image for Schizo Quentin Tarantino accused of Nepotism, he just adores himself + himself and himself, etc, etc!
When Quentin looks in the mirror who does he see? Me, myself and I and I and I etc!

Quentin Tarantino the renowned "Schizo" has been accused of nepotism whilst sitting on a jury at the film festival in Venice.

Quentin often has a problem dealing with the many characters in his head and that's the reason why he turned to film-making, so he could release all of the demons within.

Now he's taken it a step to far and whilst acting as a Juror at the Venice Film Festival and being asked diplomatically not to vote for his own epics, he had a mega Schizo attack and all of the other "Quentins" voted for him.

He ended up walking away with all of the major awards and didn't remember a thing about it, but was seen leaving the hall congratulating himself, himself and himself 12 times over!

It's a well known fact that Quentin is slightly eccentric and the world accepts this, but when it comes down to his other "himselves" well?

After the festival he went out a binge drinking evening with guess who, Quentin Mark I, Quentin Mark II, III, etc, etc, and had a grand old time!

"Who needs friends when I've got me, myself and I and I, ..." he told an astonished Paparazzi!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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