The Much Anticipated Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Is Coming!

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 9 September 2010


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This is the VHS sex tape that shows Karissa Shannon and Sam Jones in various stages of sexual activity.

LOS ANGELES - one of the most widely anticipated sex tapes in recent memory will soon become available.

The sex tape features Playboy playmate, and ex-Hugh Hefner girlfriend Karissa Shannon with her new boyfriend Sam Jones, III, as in Sam "The Bro" Jones.

The happy mixed couple have been dating ever since K-Girl, as Sam calls her was only 18 (two years ago). They get along great and both enjoy the music of Taylor Swift and Kanye West.

K-Girl has repeatedly stated that she does not want the tape to come out because it will be extremely embarrassing for her and she knows that people at the grocery store will point at her and say nasty things as she is going down the aisles pushing her grocery cart.

She stated that she has contacted a leading sex tape lawyer in Waterloo, Iowa, about placing an ex-post facto injunction on the tape and having the tape destroyed.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Yeah right. Miss Shannon can hardly wait to destroy the tape and lose out on millions and millions of dollars in sales.]

When Shannon's boyfriend Sam was asked if he felt that the tape should be released or destroyed he replied, "Say dude, is you effen kiddin' me or what? Destroy da tape? Hell no, we ain't gonna be destroying da tape. Dat damn sexy ass tape gonna get dis black boy lots and lots of money, fame, and more bling bling than dat Lohan bitch has got freckles."

When Jones was told that his girlfriend is adamant about having the sex tape destroyed, he pointed out that he is da man and what he says goes. He noted that in their relationship "Sam The Bam" rules the roost and K-Girl is simply an inhabitant of his roost.

Karissa was told about what Sam had said. She blushed and said that she had no comment to make.

SIDENOTE: The tape already has had advance orders of over 3 million copies. So it appears that Karissa Shannon will soon be one very embarrassed rich as hell good looking blonde sex pot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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