Kylie outrage at brother's birth!

Funny story written by Gazzer G

Thursday, 8 July 2010

Daniel Synagogue, famous ugly sister of Kylie, today gave birth to a bouncing baby boy during an X Factor audition. Simon Cowell felt that the bounce wasn't as impressive as Susan Boil's audition, whilst Pierced Organ felt it.

Commenting on the new arrival, Kylie said that her sister had given birth at a time that her new record had been released, selfish cow for taking away any publicity.

Daniel, who at 3 feet tall towers above Kylie, couldn't be seen for comment. However, a spokesman for Mr Cowell said that he wished Daniel well in her fight for the right to get rid of the malaria bug that had been sweeping the X Factor camp in recent days.

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