Lindsay Lohan Has New Girlfriend

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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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It's really hard to keep up but dipsy Lindsay Lohan has a new girlfriend that's a former member of the Israeli Defense Force, Eilat Anschel, whom she met after returning to Los Angeles for her court appearance and sentencing.

This is getting a lot like drawing names from a hat. Let's just hope no one ever throws that judge's name in there because that's one lady who will not allow her shoulder to be cried upon.

According to word on the street, Lindsay and Eilat, who completed her mandatory stint in the Israeli army, have been "getting pretty serious" over the last month.

I thought she was dating steady with some guy a couple of weeks ago. That was in all the news reports a couple of weeks ago, anyway.

Maybe Lindsay can get her new friend to explain to the judge that the reason the ankle bracelet went off last time is that she got so limber on the booze that it fell off!

"She's not making a lot of sense these days", says one lady who is still a distant friend. "She has her new toy. But her excuses are beginning to sound like the BP people and their small leaking well a couple of months ago."

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