New evidence has emerged about the brilliant mathematician and scientist Albert Einstein. It seems the father of the theory of relativity and e=mcsquared as well as time dilation and curved space time was so absorbed in his work that he forgot to wipe his arse after he'd had a shit.
Whilst working on complex theory's the flies would circle around him and the stink was rank but he was oblivious.
His greatest admirer was Marylin Monroe who was reported as saying "I love this man for his brain and "Alby" had something extra -the earthy smell of a heard of cows wallowing in human shit".That was the turn-on for the sexiest woman planet Earth had ever seen. She could have had anyone but her heart belonged to Albert.
When he was asked to explain his theory of relativity he said "when you have a shag with the most beautiful woman on Earth it seems to last just a few minutes"-- But "when you're pulling yourself off it seems like fucking ages to think of anyone".
And that is RELATIVITY!
