Two amateur writers from the well-known satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, are to join forces to write 'the Mother of all Sh*t Stories' on the subject which is seemingly closest to everyone's heart at the moment, Miley Cyrus' Vagina.
The scribbling pair, who have, in recent days, systematically 'dredged the canal dry' on all aspects of the aforementioned organ, have now decided to pool their 'resources' and to write the ultimate fanny tale with, of course, the key words Miley Cyrus' Vagina in the headline.
There is one problem on the horizon, however. It transpired late last night after a protracted meeting by email which went on for several minutes, that a grammatical discrepancy was afoot. Woods, the pettifogulising analist, who uses 'far too many commas', insisted that Cyrus be written with an apostrophe to show possession. Rodriguez, for his part, confessed to not knowing what an apostrophe was, and even admitted that he thought that a comma was a profound state of unconsciousness.
The story is expected to break all points-scoring records and will, of course, be absolutely shite.
