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"On Their Way!"

42-year-old singer Celine Dion may have gotten more than she bargained for as the doctors now think she may be carrying four little ones instead of the two originally thought.

"I'm only 19 weeks along and already my head looks too small for my body", a startled Dion told a friend. "Please don't take any pictures. Before this is over, I'll be Kirstie Alley-shaped."

Dion was impregnated by in-vitro fertilization so anything can happen if things don't go exactly right.

Already, a handsome amount of cash is being offered by a leading tabloid to whomever can get a photo of Dion within two months of the children's birth.

Celine and her husband Rene Angelil already have one son Rene Charles, who is nine.

"Here I was thinking about soon learning the sex of the two. Now I'm trying to hold it down to four. I need to talk with that Octomom!"

"Poor Rene, he hit the floor as soon as I told him four."

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Topics: octomom, Celine Dion




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