Spencer Pratt On Heidi Montag

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Monday, 25 January 2010

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Although he may have objected to wife, Heidi Montag's last nine plastic surgeries, Spencer Pratt says that when it comes down to it, she always does as she wishes.

"I've been against the last nine", Spencer told UP2 ass reporter, Dan Hilliard. Kissing her at night has to he a hard one for her to feel it."

Spencer went ahead and stated that Heidi was no "My Living Doll", referring to the old TV show that had Julie Newmar as a robot lady.

Throughout the eight-week-plus recovery from her last nine procedures, Spencer played nurse day and night so he's gotten used to it by now. But the hardest part of all was seeing his wife post-surgery.

Friends say she really looks strange for awhile and won't allow a mirror around.

So what happens to a loyal husband if, after all he's put up with over the one year marriage, Heidi decides to dump HIM?

"That won't happen. I am what I am. I sound like Popeye."

What would he do without her if she left?

"Send for a new one from Japan", he joked...or we think it was a joke.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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