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Funny story: Kirstie Alley is Catching Hell For Saying That She’s Voting For Donald Trump

Kirstie Alley is Catching Hell For Saying That She’s Voting For Donald Trump

LA BREA, California – (Satire News) – Former "Cheers" star Kirstie Alley has infuriated the Hollywood celebrity community by bragging that she is going to vote for President Trump. The 69-year-old overweight ex-actress said that she likes the Pres…

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Funny story: North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest

North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest

Pyongyang, North Korea Roly-Poly Dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who admitted he has been having problems with gout, an affliction usually associated with eating lots of rich foods, challenged Scamatologist Kirstie Alley to an eating contest.

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Funny story: Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple visiting one of her childhood friends when she was asked about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Her expression changed from one of happiness and contentment to one of bitterness and anger. She said that...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

Kirstie Alley Remarks That She's Not Pregnant

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley recently told the supermarket tabloid Just Saying that she hardly ever goes anywhere anymore. She confessed that she knows she's quite overweight and doesn't want to have to bother with getting in and out of automob...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Reveals Her Favorite Dish

Kirstie Alley Reveals Her Favorite Dish

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley made an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. She was asked about her Cheers days. Alley replied that she liked those times except for all of the sitting around between takes. She said that as a result of all of...

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Funny story: Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

Slimmer Kirstie Alley Spotted at Paint Store

We tried to get close to her but there were so many cameramen present that we finally pushed ours forward to get some shots. Finally I yelled, "You look great! You look sexy!" She was all smiles and maybe that's why she gave me a few words on h...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Joins International Federation of Competitive Eating

Kirstie Alley Joins International Federation of Competitive Eating

Hollywood, CA In news that will take no one by surprise, cultie Kirstie Alley has announced that she is no longer going to try to fake not being fat. In embracing her fatness, Ms. Alley is joining the International Federation of Competitive Eating i...

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Funny story: John Travolta Given $8 Million Dollars for NOT Making Battlefield Earth II

John Travolta Given $8 Million Dollars for NOT Making Battlefield Earth II

Hollywood, CA. John Travolta was promised at least $8 million dollars from the Kickstarter website, organized by John Travolta's fans to NOT make Battlefield Earth II as originally threatened. One million of the dollars came from the first movi...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un had hinted a few days ago that he was getting ready to fire a missile towards Japan. He had said that Japan had angered him when one of their high ranking officials had stated at The Sochi Olympics that the Nor...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Remarks That She Would Love To Own A McDonald's

Kirstie Alley Remarks That She Would Love To Own A McDonald's

BEVERLY HILLS - Actress Kirstie Alley recently appeared on The View and she told Barbara Walters that she hardly ever gets any movie scripts anymore. She noted that the last script she got was for a Portuguese film about an ex-matador who goes to...

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Funny story: A Huge California Sinkhole Swallows Up Kirstie Alley's Food Pantry

A Huge California Sinkhole Swallows Up Kirstie Alley's Food Pantry

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Local authorities are investigating one of the biggest sinkholes in the history of LaLaLand. Officer Teddy Buffovich, 24, with the Hollywood Hills Police Department stated that overweight actress Kirstie Alley was home alone when...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Purchases 10,000 Shares of McDonald's Stock

Kirstie Alley Purchases 10,000 Shares of McDonald's Stock

HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley has commented that she honestly cannot remember ever being as happy as she is now. The overweight star of Cheers has just announced that she is now the proud owner of 10,000 shares of McDonald's stock. Kirstie purchase...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Challenges Leah Remini to Secret Sacred Scientology Duel

Kirstie Alley Challenges Leah Remini to Secret Sacred Scientology Duel

Clearwater, FL Kirstie Alley today challenged Leah Remini to a Secret Sacred Scientology Duel. Even though Ms. Remini has quit the church, she does not want to be called a chicken by Ms. Alley and has consented to the duel. Details about the Secr...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

BURLINGTON, Vermont - Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just celebrated its 35th anniversary and sales are booming. Owners Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, known as the Ice Cream Kidz, recently provided 6,000 pints of ice cream to a PETA convention i...

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Funny story: Rihanna Drops A Bombshell Regarding Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown

Rihanna Drops A Bombshell Regarding Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple to make appearances on Live With Kelly and Michael, Late Night With David Letterman, and The Viagra View. She was asked by a reporter with The Right Coast Revue if she has gotten over her ex-boyfriend C...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd Want To Buy Pizza Hut

Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd Want To Buy Pizza Hut

LOS ANGELES - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred has been hired by Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd. The two celebrities have expressed a desire to purchase the national pizza chain Pizza Hut. Ms. Allred has said that she is presently in the...

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Funny story: The Church of The Scientific Method May Oust Kirstie Alley

The Church of The Scientific Method May Oust Kirstie Alley

TARZANA, California - Word coming out of the Left Coast Rumor Mills is that Kirstie Alley may end up finding herself churchless. According to reports from an inside source who spoke on grounds of anonymity, the Church of The Scientific Method is v...

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