Drudge Report Admits Seinfeld Show Error

Funny story written by Bureau

Saturday, 22 May 2010

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"Mickey In Shakespeare Roll"

In an article in The Drudge News three weeks ago, it was reported that the actor Jason Alexander was in a bicycle- boat collision. It turned out to be a bicycle-car collision!

Drudge apologized this morning as more facts have become available.

Apparently Alexander was riding his bicycle on the beach when a driver that was trying to back out of a parking space, put the car in foreward by mistake and ran into Alexander who was watching bikinis instead of where he was going.

Jason was injured only slightly and no charges were made.

Alexander continued watching bikinis until he cycled into the ocean.

Having lost his swimming trucks that he was wearing in the struggle to get out, Alexander merely held his hand over his very minor privates and walked away mumbling something
about 'shrinkage'. He gradually made his way back to his motel room wearing a towel someone had loaned him.

Back to the apology, Drudge stated that it was wrong when it stated that Jason Alexander was Jerry Seinfeld's
"partner" on "The Jerry Seinfeld Show" when he was actually Jerry's lover.

Yesterday a second apology was issued as it stated that Alexander and Seinfied in that one episode, pretended that he and Jerry were gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But last night they stated that both actors are straight and that it was the Kramer/Newman characters that were gay.

Meanwhile, The Drudge Report stated this morning that Kramer was actually a dwarf and lived with his gay partner, Mickey!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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