According to several news article this morning, Rambo has committed suicide!
Sylvester Stallone, the action star of the '80's to 2008 flicks, stated that Rambo "couldn't stand the boredom of no one trying to kill him so he killed himself."
All plans for any future movies have gone out the window, according to Stallone.
"Rambo hated that 2008 flick and simply couldn't go on with any more losers. Rambo was a winner. He wanted to go out with a bang, not a whipperwill...isn't that what the poet said?"
Rambo had told Stallone that "First Blood" was the only true story of the four.
"He told me that after that, he wished he had went gone to that island off the coast of Washington state or Oregon where some of the other 'Nam vets lived."
Instead he's headed for Arlington National Cemetery.
