Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 May 2010

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One of the few known photos of Jason Pfeiffer. (Photo courtesy of Warren Beatty).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - After almost a year of hiding the suppressed truth in one of his closets, Jason Pfeiffer (pronounced: PICK-le-BOY) has come forward or rather OUTward.

Pfeiffer, was working as a dermatologist trainee for Dr. Arnoldington Kleinheimer, when he first saw Michael Jackson waiting in the waiting room waiting his turn to see the doctor.

Pee-Fee, as he says the gloved one called him, said that it was love at first sight. As soon as he saw Jackson doing the moon-walk for the receptionist and the appointments girl he knew that it would not be long before he would be seeing MJ up close.

And after four patients ahead of him, in walked the most famous Jackson of the Jackson Five. Dr. Kleinheimer asked Jackson if he would mind signing his autograph book and MJ complied. Then Pee-Fee asked Jackson if he would mind signing his boxer shorts. Jackson turned white, or make that whiter, giggled like Selena Gomez, and took out his pen.

Pee-Fee asked him to be gentle when dotting the "i" in his first name. Michael giggled like Miley Cyrus and said that he would be very gentle and that he sure did have some big muscles.

Jackson asked if he had a girlfriend. Pee-Fee said that he did not and never had, had one because he was somewhat on the gayish side. MJ hollered out "Bingo!"

The doctor asked MJ if he would like for him to leave the room. Jackson suggested that the doctor leave and come back in about 25 minutes.

SIDENOTE: The office receptionist said that on subsequent visits Michael Jackson and Jason Pfeiffer could be heard singing, dancing, and hugging in one of the little used examining rooms.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson

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