British TV viewers have been left reeling as things start getting quite a bit mad on top fly-on-the-wall, reality TV show Coronation Street.
Poor old Norris Cole is having a 'Misery' moment as he's left stuck in an isolated Bronte country cottage with psychopathic stalker from hell, Mary. Viewers could only look on in horror as Mary disabled the van, leading poor old Norris to barricade himself in his bedroom in a state of sheer terror.
Alarmingly, there's still snow on the ground in Bronte country. We contacted TheSpoof.com's top Yorkshire writer birbee, who told us that there was no snow where he is, so we can only assume that the snow in Bronte country is localised snow. Some kind of abberation.
Back in Weatherfield, young Tina McIntyre keeps alarmingly fainting - not because her dad Joe made an absolute arse of faking his own death, by dying - but because the local pie shop was closed down by the Environmental Health people after inspectors found rat brains and dogs legs in their famous Meat and Potato Pies.
This is not the first time that the Corrie pie shop has been closed down - in an incident last year inspectors found traces of snake and pygmies from Borneo in the legendary pies.
But things are looking up for young Tina, as she was force fed a tin of mushroom soup by Graeme.
Considering that murderous psycho bitch from hell Tracey Barlow is all set to make an appearance - viewers have been warned to fasten their seat belts.
More as we get it. Maybe even some snow. You never know.
