N-Dubz Enrol On Flower Arranging Course

Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 30 April 2010

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Good Innit!

Strange reports coming in from Camden College - apparently hard core bad dude rappers Dappy and Fazer out of N-Dubz have enrolled in evening classes - for flower arranging.

Not very street, some observers complained, but apparently Dappy and Fazer think that arranging daffodils and tulips in vases is 'well cool.'

One of Dappy's homies told us that Dappy finds flower arranging to be very therapeutic, and just the ticket for living down the ignominy of getting thrown out of Alton Towers for smoking weed.

It appears that Fazer prefers roses to daffs or tulips because roses have thorns and they're kind of edgy and a bit dangerous.

Just like N-Dubz!

An unconfirmed report says that Tulisa intends to further her education by enrolling on a Cumberland wrestling course.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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