Mollie King of The All-Girl Band 'The Saturdays' Has Been Secretly Texting Russell Brand

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Monday, 26 April 2010

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Mollie wearing a plaid miniskirt that fellow bandmate Una Healy, an Irish lass gave her.

PIMLICO, England - Mollie King, singer with The Saturday's, has reportedly been secretly texting Russell Brand.

The 22-year-old's house maid, identified as Virginia Powervox, stated that Mollie has been infatuated with Brand ever since she saw him in the 2008 motion picture Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Knickers.

Powervox stated that King confided to her that there is just something about Brand that she finds very different and quite appealing from other men she has known. When asked to explain Powervox replied that Mollie said that it may be the bulge in his pants.

The maid laughed and said that even though, Russell is engaged and 12 years older than Mollie, Miss King still finds him attractive enough to want to play rub-a-dud-dub with.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm pretty sure that the term 'rub-a-dud-dub' is an English term that most likely means 'doing the wild thang.']

Mollie was asked about her boyfriend Andy Brown. Mollie blushed and said that Brown does not know about her infatuation with Brand.

She then added that although her heart, soul, and most of her body parts do belong to Andy, she would not mind letting Russell borrow some of her body parts.

In other news. Queen Elizabeth II, has just announced that she now has 1,398 hats with the one she just received as a gift from Susan Boyle.

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