Charlotte Church to take on Miss Piggy

Funny story written by Proffitt

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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A Gavin Henson sock puppet

Gavin Henson has proposed to Charlotte Church after a drunken night out on the town. Now Miss Church stands to become a millionaire almost overnight when she weds the hair to the Muppet Empire. The once acceptable rugby player apparently awoke from a drunken stupor after celebrating Church's birthday the night before and proposed when he was still 'hanging' from the effects of alcohol.

Church, the talentless Taff has been accused of seducing Gavin simply to get her hands on the millions of pounds left to him by Uncle Jim. Church a failed singer, talk show host and all-round lazy cow now wants Gavin to bring back Kermit, Gonzo and friends with her as host! The Miss Piggy lookalike said "I keep telling Gav that now is the right time to bring back the Muppets, it'll be right tidy it will."

But experts aren't sure Gavin has the same puppeteer skills his uncle had. Bob Carolgees the famous puppeteer of Spit the Dog said "We all know he gave up his average rugby career to stick his hand up the rear end of a pig but now it turns out he's thinking of bringing back the Muppets. He'll need a good front man say like me!"

Reports say Gavin and Charlotte are to wed next year in Barry Island with a Muppet style wedding. They intend to live on just off the coast on Fraggle Rock.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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