Bieber's Manager Arrested

Funny story written by Proffitt

Thursday, 25 March 2010

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Bieber selling his scooter

The manager of pop sensation Justin Bieber has been arrested following a brawl at one of Bieber's events. Scott 'Scooter' Braun, heir to the famous electric shaver empire is said to have taken 90 minutes to cancel the event after he decided 'it was too dangerous for little Bieber.'

"I saw some pushing at front near to the stage and there was a bunch of girls who looked like they might reach for him," said the clean shaven Scooter.

Organisers decided to call the Police who attended in case of trouble and to get signed autographs for their children. One officer said "That Scooter tw*t wanted to charge us for autographs so we arrested him under charge of acting like a galactic cock. There's no truth in the fact that an officer inflicted injury on Justin, he tripped down the steps at the entry to the cells, if you know what I mean!"

Bieber has now been seen wearing a T-shirt stating 'Free Scooter.' We asked him if this was to publicise the fact that his manager was behind bars and he said "Justin's been arrested? This is to get rid of my old scooter which is really just scrap now."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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