Farthead Productions today revealed that a new 'Carry On' film is to be made about the life and times of a typical England Manager
Kenneth Williams will play the part of the bumbling fool Bill Bootler, while Sid James will play his assistant 'El Jez', full name Jeremy Royle. Barbara Windsor will play David Beckham (high pitched cockney accent, etc.), along with Leslie Philips as FA chief executive, Brian Barwick.
Farthead Productions have strenuously denied that the film's character Bootler will be a piss take on previous England managers Eriksson and McClaren.
"All these rumours are completely untrue. I mean, the character is a complete idiot and doesn't know what he is doing, and how can that be compared with the likes of McClaren..."
Expected to include predictable innuendos and such, the new 'Carry On' will 'carry on' the tradition of previous films - you know, being crap.
Fabio Capello is expected to have a cameo as himself, nicknamed 'Don Fabio', who is a gangster leading tax evader. Sven-Goran Eriksson will make a guest appearance, playing the 'saucy git'.
Sid James said in an interview with 'The Dandy' that the latest 'Carry On' will have everything 'thrown at it' - quite literally when the film is released in cinemas.
Plot details are thin on the ground, but it is known that Bootler puts Bruce Forsyth in goals for a crucial qualifier against Turkey, while he has it off with the secretary Rashinda Tikka.
"Oooooh secretary!"
