David Copperfield Outdoes Harry Houdini!

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Tuesday, 23 March 2010

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After one major trick after another which he has done on live television, David Copperfield out-performed even the great Harry Houdini last night at The Phallus in Las Vegas!

Sure audiences had seen him make a jet airplane disappear.

Sure, they had even seen the Statue of Liberty disappear to the shouts of joy from the Palestinians as they shot guns into the air saying "The old bitch is gone!" or it sounded like that was what they said, as none of us here speak Palestianian.

Then there was the big show in Las Vegas only a few weeks ago when right after making a bottle of wine disappear on stage, he made the audience disappear, when that big tiger dragged Roy of Siegfried & Roy back out on the stage and pissed on him.

But last night, Copperfield swallowed needles instead of pins, like Houdini. He then swallowed a whole ball of yarn. Then he went into several contortions that some say his head once completely disappeared up his ass, but when it was over, HE PULLED OUT OF HIS MOUTH, A COMPLETE SWEATER!

He then took a bow, shook his left leg and a turd rolled out with the needles attached to it like a pin cushion!

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