Clarence "Silent" Fizzle the mime from West Virginia has created a bullet-proof invisible cube!
Mimes the world over went bonkers and hopped and flapped everywhere until somebody slapped them down, upon seeing the news.
"Too many innocent mime lives have been lost in those invisible cubes", stated a spokesman for Union Of Mimes, Lloyd Speaker. "I was once a mime myself but somebody had to speak up for these quiet little irritating shitasses."
"Well I recall the day of finding our own "Chicken" Joe Hirsch, his body riddled with over 2000 slugs by some weirdo passing by with a machine gun. The criminal was given two years at a monastery where he went crazy in two days. Apparently he had tinnitus and had to have noise. I guess that was what made him so angry with Chicken Joe."
Meanwhile, Clarence motions that he is having a good time watching the bullets ricochet off the sides of his bullet-proof invisible cube. He just grabs the spot that the shooter would have normally hit and falls over, kicking his heels as if he gotten hit, then he lies on his back, dying.
Clarence apparently has already received officials from Iran and North Korea in purchasing a bullet-proof invisible cube plus two have already been purchased by the Pope and Woody Allen.
