Duane Chambers to star in Macbeth

Funny story written by Proffitt

Friday, 12 March 2010

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Britain's best hope in the 100 meters is quitting the track to become a Thespian. The 31 year old steroid snorter is sick of the constant training and blisters and has therefore decided to swap careers.

Ms Constance Sequin, a representative of The Shakespeare Theatre Company said "Once we heard Duane was considering acting we pounced at the chance of securing his natural talents. You should hear the renditions trip from his lips, it's like hearing Gielgud from the grave," she mused.

But is this just another one of Duane's whims like Rugby and Table Tennis were? "So wise so young, they say do never live long," he mouthed all Burtonesq when we questioned his commitments. How much of this is down to money we asked him? "Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent," he replied treating us to an Olivier swagger.

Watch out Stewart and McKellen, Chambers is in town and his breaking a leg!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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