HOLLYWOOD - Here's a story about two sisters named Brady. In the annals of TV Land there have never been two actresses who portrayed sisters in a television situation comedy who literally hate each other more than Maureen McCormick, 53, and Eve Plumb, 51, aka Marcia and Jan Brady.
The two blondes starred in The Brady Bunch which ran from 1969 to 1974. And during those six years the Brady Bunch sisters and brothers faced all kinds of horrible situations like do we make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with grape jelly or strawberry jelly.
[WRITER'S NOTE: For me, it's grape.]
The sisters also faced the problem of trying to decide what to use to stuff into their bras; Kleenex or toilet tissue. Marcia went with Kleenex, Jan preferred toilet tissue because, as she said, it was thicker.
But as the girls got older, the eight letter green "J" word - jealousy reared its ugly head. And of course the fact that McCormick wrote a tell-all book titled, Marcia and Jan Brady - A Behind-The-Scenes Look At Latent Lesbian Tendencies did not help their already strained 'relationship.'
The third Brady Bunch sister Cindy, who was portrayed by Susan Olsen, 48, has stayed pretty much in the background. Olsen occupies her time as an animal activist, a save the wiggle worm of California advocate, and as a charter member of the Hit Ann Coulter With An Apple Pie In The Face Fraternity.
Perhaps the two older Brady sisters can get into womens wrestling.
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